Is it unusual to have 14 black (plain.) tshirts, at least 26 black tops, 6 black coats, 9 pairs of black pants, 13 black dresses & 5 black skirts in one's closet? Mike is out of town, & I organize (and maybe sometimes shop*) when he's gone. Yes, yes. I counted.
Also. Why do some girls feel the need to pee all over the toilet seat in public restrooms? I mean really? How does a girl do that? I don't get it. Gross.
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*New rule: absolutely no more buying lipgloss, headbands, MAC eyeshadow, or BLACK- in any variety. We're in a recession, duh.
7 comments:
that's impressive. the black part, not the pee.
i am also a sucker for lipgloss. i just purchased some sephora sugar cookie (muy bien) over the weekend in addition to $70+ worth of makeup. maybe we shouldn't go shopping together... could be potentially dangerous.
I'm guessing the pee is from squatting (not sitting on the seat to avoid the gross public toilet thing). Maybe if you think of it that way, you'll have a bit more respect for those girls. (Or maybe that was a question you weren't looking for an answer for...)
6 black coats!? hunny. i would like your closet. :) that is awesome to get so organized.
i don't have anything against the squat & hover as long as the ladies clean up after themselves. i'm sure the janitor would also appreciate the gesture. it is gross.
I think I could beat you on the black thing. I'm off to count. And I wouldn't be making any rules you might not be able to keep! You never know what you are going to find at Anthropologie!
But at least you wear all of those things. It is a lot better than having a blue sweater, or green shirt, or yellow shoes, that you never wear (like me).
Black is classy and always in style. Don't change a thing!
I used a gross bathroom at Barnes & Noble today on 86th & Lexington. Absolutely filthy. I'd like to report that I squatted to avoid contact with all the germies, & NO SPRAY! It's a miracle.
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