Maybe sort of exactly spot on.

Anthropologie is selling The Fortune Telling Birthday Book right now, & as much as the truth sometimes hurts, it's sort of... spot on.

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pet·u·lant [pech-uh-luhnt] –adjective
moved to or showing sudden, impatient irritation, esp. over some trifling annoyance

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But in better news:

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sa·ga·cious [suh-gey-shuhs] –adjective
having or showing acute mental discernment and keen practical sense; shrewd

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I'm trying to be better, promise. At least I got the congenial husband part down.